Burmese Junta in League with Blackwater

Yes, you read that right: Blackwater and the Burmese military junta are in cahoots. How do we know? The vigilant Citizens for Legitimate Government (CLG) brought this unlikely connection to our attention. CLG cite the following from Yahoo! News:

The United Nations estimates 1.5 million people have been "severely affected" by the cyclone that swept through Myanmar and the United States expressed outrage on Thursday at the delays in allowing in aid. "We're outraged by the slowness of the response of the government of Burma (Myanmar) to welcome and accept assistance," US Ambassador to the UN, Zalmay Khalilzad, told reporters. "It's clear that the government's ability to deal with the situation, which is catastrophic, is limited."

Where's the conspiracy, you ask? Read between the lines... Just a little closer...

Burma's response is the same as the Bush junta's! Bush kept international aid out of New Orleans after 'Hurricane Katrina' (blown levies?) so that he could bring in KBR and Blackwater and kill as many poor people and minorities as possible.

But of course! Why didn't I think of that?