Oh, My! Cajun Singer Says Blackwater Helped Execute Thousands of Americans After Katrina

Not to be outdone by Jeremy Scahill, a Cajun blues singer named Tab Benoit says Blackwater helped execute 5,000 Americans following Hurricane Katrina in 2005 - and Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney says she's been withholding information about the single-shot-to-the-head killings of the same number of people.

McKinney doesn't blame Blackwater (see video), but her supposed revelation is good enough for some Foil Hatters to put on the Internet as proof that our favorite private security company was behind the deed that the media is supposedly covering up.

LaRouchie Weirdness from Shrieker Jeff Farias

More fact-free goo-goo from the foil hat set. A radio talk show host who opposes winning the war in Iraq is dredging up discredited fables about Blackwater's rescue of stricken Americans.

Jeff Farias, a shrieker who calls himself "unapologetically and fiercely liberal" on his website, is accusing Blackwater again of confiscating guns from folks in New Orleans in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.

First, it's a phony allegation - widely reported, never confirmed, totally discredited.

Second, Farias is a hypocrite - as if he had any objection to confiscating guns from American citizens!

Third, as every foil hatter knows, Silas did it.

Burmese Junta in League with Blackwater

Yes, you read that right: Blackwater and the Burmese military junta are in cahoots. How do we know? The vigilant Citizens for Legitimate Government (CLG) brought this unlikely connection to our attention. CLG cite the following from Yahoo! News:

The United Nations estimates 1.5 million people have been "severely affected" by the cyclone that swept through Myanmar and the United States expressed outrage on Thursday at the delays in allowing in aid. "We're outraged by the slowness of the response of the government of Burma (Myanmar) to welcome and accept assistance," US Ambassador to the UN, Zalmay Khalilzad, told reporters. "It's clear that the government's ability to deal with the situation, which is catastrophic, is limited."

Where's the conspiracy, you ask? Read between the lines... Just a little closer...

Burma's response is the same as the Bush junta's! Bush kept international aid out of New Orleans after 'Hurricane Katrina' (blown levies?) so that he could bring in KBR and Blackwater and kill as many poor people and minorities as possible.

But of course! Why didn't I think of that?