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Here's some of the latest ravings from the anti-Blackwater moonbats, brought to you by Truthdig:

Blackwater is now operating in Alaska to guard ineffective US missile defense sites, control another part of the world's oil supply for Dick Cheney, support Todd Palin's Alaska secessionist movement, take over America for the "neocons" (a.k.a., the Jews), repress and murder American citizens in the Lower 48 states, and overthrow the government to enslave the people and keep the Bush dynasty in power forever.

All what one Foil Hatter calls "part of a master plan, to start another conflict . . . declare martial law, suspend the Constitution and Bill of Rights, do away with the results of the election of Barack Obama and take over the nation in a coup which has been the plan all along."

Another Foil Hatter says, "Blackwater mercs have loads of experience in terror tactics and will STOP ANY UPRISING in THE LOWER 48 . . . Lots of American Citizens will be 'terminated-with prejudice' during the engagements.The 'mooseturd/plumber' RNC Ticket will rule . . . and WE WILL ALL BE SLAVES."

Blackwater set California wildfires

She doesn't say it, but she does. Randi Rhodes of Air America accuses Blackwater of setting the fires in San Diego County, California, in the town where it wants to build a police training center.

According to Rhodes, Blackwater might have set the town on fire because of protests there against its planned facility. Here's what she said on Air America (click here for the audio):

"It spooks me, I just can't explain to you how creepy this whole thing is, you know, you've got these fires, some of them are thought to be the work of arsonists, and in the same breath you've got a community that's on fire that just recently protested Blackwater West, just recently said no to Blackwater. . . .

"Noboby's saying that Blackwater set the fires, that is, nobody that doesn't want their house burned down, nobody's saying that, but it's all so bizarre that this is America and you have to sit there and wonder: Arson, same place Blackwater West wants to be, people protesting, and then you find out that some of the guys that used to work for Blackwater are now in [California Governor] Schwarzenegger's administration. . . "

Blackwater one of 'Fascist private agencies'

Lyndon LaRouche's foil-hatters call Blackwater one of the world's "fascist private agencies" bent on "global warfare."

The Executive Intelligence Review tries to link a tattooed sheriff in Loudoun County, Virginia who's against illegal immigration to "mercenaries gone murderous-wild in Iraqi streets." "The Blackwater scandal ripped through Congress, as Washington was haunted by the specter of global warfare to be run by fascist private agencies," according to the report.

The Executive Intelligence Review is run by LaRouche (pictured).

Naturally there's a big conspiracy behind it all: "This is the agenda of British System über-financiers Felix Rohatyn and George Shultz, as implemented by Dick Cheney's and Donald Rumsfeld's 'Revolution in Military Affairs.'" Congressman Waxman oughtta look at this one quick!