Blackwater Part of Catholic-Masonic Conspiracy

Just when you thought those nefarious thugs at Blackwater couldn't get any worse, they did. Illuminati News reports that Blackwater is now working for the Vatican, which also has the Knights of Malta and the Masons at its beck and call. (Nevermind that the Vatican has condemned the Masons; that just shows how deep the conspiracy really runs, and how committed they are to hiding it.) Oh, yes, Opus Dei is in on it to, so watch out for those albino assassins.

The Illuminati News recommends you also look into the following groups, which are part of this massive conspiracy: "CIA, Knights Templar,... Order of the Garter,... Jesuits, Fascism, Zionism, Blackwater."

Now, if you're tempted to blow off the Illuminati News as the conspiracy theory of a crazy, please note that other highly credible sources are running this story too. Aftermath News has warned us that "Malta is the operational base of Blackwater." Elsewhere, Aftermath News warns us that the Knights of Malta are "more than a conspiracy" and confirms the Blackwater-Masonic-Catholic conspiracy.

(Note that neither Blackwater nor any Catholic organization shows up on the Masonic hierarchic chart above. Just further proof they're trying to hide the conspiracy from us...)

Burmese Junta in League with Blackwater

Yes, you read that right: Blackwater and the Burmese military junta are in cahoots. How do we know? The vigilant Citizens for Legitimate Government (CLG) brought this unlikely connection to our attention. CLG cite the following from Yahoo! News:

The United Nations estimates 1.5 million people have been "severely affected" by the cyclone that swept through Myanmar and the United States expressed outrage on Thursday at the delays in allowing in aid. "We're outraged by the slowness of the response of the government of Burma (Myanmar) to welcome and accept assistance," US Ambassador to the UN, Zalmay Khalilzad, told reporters. "It's clear that the government's ability to deal with the situation, which is catastrophic, is limited."

Where's the conspiracy, you ask? Read between the lines... Just a little closer...

Burma's response is the same as the Bush junta's! Bush kept international aid out of New Orleans after 'Hurricane Katrina' (blown levies?) so that he could bring in KBR and Blackwater and kill as many poor people and minorities as possible.

But of course! Why didn't I think of that?

Huffington Post's Sicilian crank says Blackwater will assassinate Obama

Not even the LaRouchies have come up with what Joseph A. Palermo at the Huffington Post is saying. Senator Barack Obama so threatens Blackwater and Halliburton that one of the companies will assassinate him in order to protect their profits.

In his January 4 essay, "Barack Obama, RFK and Blackwater," Palermo traces the 1968 campaign of Senator Robert F. Kennedy, who was gunned down as his campaign surged ahead on a spirit of racial harmony, anti-war activism and optimism.

"Blackwater, that reactionary private mercenary outfit headed by the right-wing Christian nationalist Erik Prince stands to lose big time with an Obama presidency," Palermo writes, citing fringe writer Jeremy Scahill.

"Bush gave Blackwater and companies like it a free ride on the government's dime and they no doubt want the gravy train to continue. Obama promises to apply the brakes. He therefore has some well-armed and lethally trained enemies that stand to lose their livelihoods if he follows through on his promise to end the Iraq occupation. When the political winds blow toward radical change our recent history shows that there's a tendency for popular leaders on the left to face some form of unexplained tragedy."

It would take a Huffington Post crank with a Sicilian last name to come up with that one.

Click here for Warner Todd Huston's take on this black helicopter scenario.

'Death squads' will lurk in your neighborhood and assassinate you

ConspiracyPlanet.com tells us that that Blackwater "death squads" might "be lurking in your neighborhood" to assassinate American citizens and take away their guns.

ConspiracyPlanet also says that 9/11 was an "inside job," and has plenty of other oddball stuff ranging from the Bilderbergers to Halliburton. Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld is somehow responsible for the avian flu epidemic, according to the site, and the Illuminati is trying to get Arnold Schwarznegger elected president of the United States. Schwarzenegger, ConspiracyPlanet says, might be the third antichrist after Napoleon and Hitler.

Blackwater set California wildfires

She doesn't say it, but she does. Randi Rhodes of Air America accuses Blackwater of setting the fires in San Diego County, California, in the town where it wants to build a police training center.

According to Rhodes, Blackwater might have set the town on fire because of protests there against its planned facility. Here's what she said on Air America (click here for the audio):

"It spooks me, I just can't explain to you how creepy this whole thing is, you know, you've got these fires, some of them are thought to be the work of arsonists, and in the same breath you've got a community that's on fire that just recently protested Blackwater West, just recently said no to Blackwater. . . .

"Noboby's saying that Blackwater set the fires, that is, nobody that doesn't want their house burned down, nobody's saying that, but it's all so bizarre that this is America and you have to sit there and wonder: Arson, same place Blackwater West wants to be, people protesting, and then you find out that some of the guys that used to work for Blackwater are now in [California Governor] Schwarzenegger's administration. . . "

Blackwater might re-start the Korean War

"Blackwater . . . could easily spark renewal of the Korean War."

- Professor Arthur I. Cyr, Carthage College. China Post (Taiwan), October 27, 2007.

Blackwater is a gay and lesbian issue

Blackwater is an issue of compelling interests to gays and lesbians, according to some gay activists. One of them posted a poll on a "Gay/Lesbian Forum" titled, "Should Blackwater be Investiaged?" We think the pollster meant "Investigated," but anyway. . .

The lesbian Avalon Farm Blog sings the praises of Henry Waxman for his probe. Blogette Stealth Lesbian has a constant rant against Blackwater and the Catholic Church, among other things. TPMMuckraker is obsessed that the head of Blackwater is a "gay hater" and that the secretary of state is a lesbian, and somehow finds a connection between it all. The San Diego Democratic Party, which considers Blackwater a partisan issue, passed resolutions slamming Blackwater and pushing gay causes. Gay Species doesn't like those hunky boys at Blackwater but appears to have a thing for Jeremy Scahill.